Men are like chocolate and not coffee….
We all know the old adage about how do you like your man – like my coffee. Check the little boxes on the side of your paper cup for the man of your dreams. Maybe. Now if you’re a fancy coffee drinker you may know what a venti, no foam with room looks like but, I don’t. Is he tall, hairless in baggy pants? So, instead of coffee as my guideline I’m going to use chocolate. I like my men like I like my chocolate; fancy, dark and bitter. Not the less expensive kind of chocolate which can be a little too sweet, have a fake outer layer and be full of useless fillers. And you can always pick out the nuts if you get the wrong kind.